Saturday, August 13, 2011

A little bathtime convo. . .


The conversation went a little something like this:

Joe:  Mommy.  I have two balls. (while pulling at them)
Me:  (Long pause) Yep.
Joe:  What are they?
Me:  Ummmm. . . They're testicles.  But I guess you can call them balls too.
James:  I have two balls.  I have two balls.  I have two balls.
Joe:  (Pulling at them)
Me:  Please don't pull them though.
James:  I'm not pulling mine, I'm squeezing them.
Joe:  I'm squishing them.
James:  Look at me Joe.  Look at me!  (all while rearranging and yanking on them)
Me:  You can't do that.  You will hurt yourself.
Joe:  Look at me mommy.  I'm holding them gently.  (while cradling them like a baby)
James:  Not me.  I'm pinching them. 
Joe:  How will it hurt me mommy?
Me:  Tomorrow's a daddy day and I think he would love to talk to you about it.

The end.  (I hope)

And this is why I should have had girls.  :)

3 comments:

  1. It took me forever to read this. After the first two lines I started laughing and then every line made me laugh harder... I had to keep starting over.

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  2. ALMOST PEED MY PANTS...TOO FUNNY!! STILL YELLING.

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